halloween is soon
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I want this shown to every school.
Not taking any chances
Shit me neither
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
motivational ghost buddies!
We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]
That dog knew what it was doing
Clever little bastard
Well Tumblr it’s that time of the year again. It’s heart breaking I even have to remind people of this.
As we approach the Halloween season if you have a black cat [especially an indoor/outdoor one] it’s time to make sure they stay inside. Unfortunately around this time of the year people think it’s funny to harass and harm them. It makes me sick to my stomach but some people even go as far as to ‘sacrifice’ them. Most adoption groups won’t even adopt them out during this month. I’ve even heard of people trying to harass them when they see them sitting in windows of houses. It’s horrible and not funny but it’s important to protect them.
So if you or anyone you know has a black cat make sure they are aware of where the cat is. And if you see anyone hurting or harassing them [or any cat!] speak up, they can’t do it for themselves.
Reblogging because I’d cut a bitch if they hurt my baby boy, Ninja
As the owner of two beautiful black kitties it sickens me to my core that this happens. Luckily I live out in the middle of nowhere and my kitties are both indoor kitties but I hope everyone else in more congested areas keep their kitties safe!
This is why I’m really glad that Molly is an indoor cat and we have darkened windows.
Although this goes for cats in general this time of year, I’ve heard of a few incidents of this kind of thing happening to black cats in particular. Since I have a black cat, I feel it’s my job to spread this for any of my followers whose fluffy friends might be in similar danger from crazy people.
Anonymous said: Do you have any tips on writing from the point of view of a dragon?
- Size. Dragons are normally 40-100 ft. long, which is considerably bigger than your 5-6 ft. body. A dragon needs to be aware of their surroundings because it will be much easier for them to break or disturb things. Whether the dragon actually cares about what it destroys is up to you, but a dragon certainly wouldn’t want to plow into trees or fall off a cliff. Also, a dragon’s size means that any impact it makes is more likely to seriously injure it. It’s related to why elephants only run at great need - if they fall over or trip, there’s a serious possibility that they will fatally injure themselves. This goes double if your dragons are like birds and have hollow bones.
- Abilities. If your dragon has wings and flies, remember that there is space above and below the dragon. Humans are used to watching things at eye level, so sometimes it’s hard to shift to above and below as well. If the dragon breathes fire, you may want to explain how that feels or how the dragon does it. You don’t spontaneously spit without thinking about it - you need to squeeze the saliva out of your glands, gather enough saliva to spit, and then consciously make the decision to spit. What I’m trying to say is that you can’t just say a dragon “spat fire”. That dragon is doing something to spit fire and ye shall explain.
- Personality. Pretty self-explanatory. Give dragons unique personalities and don’t lump them into a monolithic race category.
- instincts. Dragons should not have the same social structure or ideals or morality as humans. The most the two races share should be broad similarities, like interest in storytelling or having a complex language. Dragons have no need for houses furnished similarly to human houses or a nuclear family. Factor in how a dragon’s biology works and what its surroundings are like and how predatory instincts affect them to create a distinct dragon culture.
We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play
Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk
Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.
I DON’T KNOW HOW
BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.
So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I
I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…
This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:
The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.
Science, hail Satan.
I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck
She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.
This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them. Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!
I should probably go to sleep…
I should probably-
just accept your fate…
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.
I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
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